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What does THAT mean? ACRONYMS, GLOSSARY, LINGO, CODES, TERMINOLOGY

Since time immemorial, sex-workers have had to rely on slang and abbreviations to advertise what we offer.

The most common terms:

The Girlfriend Experience - GFE:

It’s SEX! It’s… sex. It’s everything you’d do with your partner, your girlfriend, your boyfriend, whatever. It’s the basics; it’s hugging, kissing, licking, blow jobs, hand jobs, oral, penetration.

The Porn Star Experience - PSE:

Same as the Girlfriend Experience, only louder and more expensive. We pull more exaggerated faces and say, ‘Oh yeah, oh god yeah!’ a lot more, because porn has taught you that’s how sex should be done, right? Frankly, if you’re the kind of idiot who thinks a penis in a vagina can be any more magical than it already is, then you deserve to lose the extra money.

Deep French Kissing - DFK:

That’s correct, kissing is not automatically included in the Girlfriend Experience. I would always say it was discretionary, as I’ll have no smooches with green teeth or halitosis. Turning up at the door with a cold sore on your lip means a big nope.

Greek - Greek Play

Do you speak Greek? Greek play? If you didn't know already, this just means anal. Not another language.

I don't do anal.

Exit only.

Don’t touch the chocolate starfish.

Leave my balloon knot alone.

However, I have a 12in black strap-on (actually quite a few of differing lengths and girths) with your name on it. Which brings me to...

Pegging

Pegging refers to when a woman penetrates a man anally with a strap-on dildo. I have a few accruments for this.

Edge Play

The term means kinky sexual acts that push your boundaries (consensually) to the edge, which can be exhilarating for some.

What is considered edge play differs from person to person, as we all have our own boundaries and limits? For some, psychological play such as name-calling may be edge play. I offer a variety of edge play scenarios.

So, getting those terms out of the way, let's look at some of those interesting acronyms.

In Alphabetical Order

A-

AAMP Apartment Asian Massage Parlor, a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront usually where sex acts can be purchased
AAMP or AMP Asian-American Massage Parlor (more politically correct acronym)
Aircon BBBJ + Hacks (a sweet mint) Example: When the masseuse asks, “want aircon?” if yes, she puts one ‘hacks sweet’ into her mouth and start giving a blow job
Amazon A masculine female, tall and strong
AMP Asian Massage Parlor
Analingus licking anus, anal rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)
Anal Rimming Oral stimulation of anus
AR Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)
Around the world Analingus and Fellatio
Asian Cowgirl Girl on top, squatting
AR Ass Rim, Anal Rimming
ASP Adult Service Provider
ATF All-Time Favorite
ATM Ass To Mouth
Aunt Flo Menstruation
AVN Adult Video News/Awards, a porn industry convention and awards show. (Side note: I have been once before. It was SPECTACULAR!)

B-

Bait and Switch Person who shows up is a different one than advertised
Baja Sur Genitals From the spanish “the low south”
Balloons Breast implants
Bareback Sex without condom
BBBJ Bare Back Blow Job (oral sex without condom)
BBBJTC Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex to orgasm)
BBBJNQNS Bare Back Blow Job No Quit No Spit
BBBJTCWS Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing
BBBJWF Bare Back Blow Job With Facial
BBFS Bare Back Full Service (sex without condom)
BBW Big Beautiful Woman
BDSM Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.
BGB Boy-girl-boy, as is a threesome with two guys and one girl
BJ Blow Job (oral sex on a man)
BL Body Lick
Blackhole Anus
BLS Ball Licking and Sucking
Blue Pill Viagra
Blue Steel Viagra
Brown Shower Defecation on your partner
BS Body slide Service where woman may slide her body on yours using oil, or Nuru
BS Body Scrub
BSD Big Swinging Dick

C-

Call Girl Outcall provider usually implies call type agency
Cash and Dash takes the money and runs
CBJ Covered Blow Job (oral sex with a condom)
CC Roman Numeral for 200. Roman numerals sometimes used for fees. (Roman Numeral converter)
CC Credit Card
CD Cross-dresser: transvestite, a person, and especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification
CDS Covered Doggy Style
CFM Come Fuck Me, usually refer to the look of a person.
CFS Covered Full Service (sex with condom)
CIM Cum in Mouth
COB Cum on Breast
COF Cum on Face
Collar and Cuffs match Pubic hair matches natural hair-color (redheads, blondes)
Covered Various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid diseases (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. (e.g. Covered Blow Job means a condom was used.)
CG Cowgirl girl on top facing you

D-

Date-Check A third party website that acts as a pre-screening service, but is more like a classifieds for providers and clients to connect and network
DATO Dining at the O, Anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus
DATY Dining at the Y (Performing oral sex on a woman)
DDE Doesn’t Do Extras (PS only)
DDF Drug and Disease Free
DDG Drop Dead Gorgeous
DDP Double Digit Penetration (pussy and anus), or just DP
Deep Throat where the whole length of the penis is “swallowed”
Deposit A provider requires an upfront payment in advance of a session.
DFE Dead Fish Experience
DFF Dead Fish Fuck
DFK Deep French Kissing
DIY Do It Yourself (masturbation)
Doggie Man behind girl, girl on hands and knees.
Doggie Style Man behind girl, girl on hands and knees.
Donation Payment to a provider
Doubles A threesome with two girls and you
DP Double Penetration
DP Digital penetration
DS Doggy Style
DSL Dick Sucking Lips
DT Dining at the Toes
DT Deep Throat
Dungeon A place where dominatrices and clients or just plain civilian people can go to use a variety of BDSM sex apparatuses

E-

Ellie LE, Law Enforcement
EMA Extra-Marital-Affairs. Affairs after marriage
Enhancements Breast implants, butt implants, lip implants
Envelope Often cash payments for a provider are placed in an envelope. Rather than handing her cash directly, or discussing money, the envelope is left in a conspicuous location for the provider to pick up as she leaves (outcall), or after the hobbyist leaves (incall).
EOM End Of Message
Eros An online database where escorts pay to post their ads, generally separated by region, and clients can “shop” for an escort
Escort A woman who is paid for her companionship, a temporary companion for hire
Escort Mall An online database where escorts pay to post their ads, generally separated by region, and clients can “shop” for an escort

F-

Face painting Man ejaculates on woman’s face
Facial Cumming on partner’s face
FBSM Full Body Sensual Massage
FFF Refers to the strategy of “Find them, Fuck them, Forget them”
Fire and ice a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice
FIV Finger In Vagina
Five-O A police officer (uniformed or undercover).
FJ Foot job. Stimulation of the penis using feet and toes.
FJ Fuck Job
FK French Kiss, French Kissing
FKK Frei Körper Kultur (German brothel / nudist club)
FL Free Lance
Flake Flaky Errant behavior, often used for providers who no-show and/or have scheduling issues.
FOB Fresh Off the Boat (Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US)
FOBU Fat-Old-Bald-Ugly
FOTC Fuck Of The Century
FOV Finger Outside Vagina
FR Field Report, Fuck Review
French Oral sex on either party.
French Kissing Kissing on mouth with tongue contact
French Without Oral sex without condom
FS Full Service (complete sex)
Full meal deal Full Service, Vaginal intercourse to completion.
Full Service Intercourse
FUTB Finger Up The Butt 

G-

GBG Girl-Boy-Girl, as in a threesome with two girls and one guy
Get Comfortable Get completely naked.
GDP Garota de Program (working girl, on the program)
GF Girl Friend
GFE Girl Friend Experience, typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
GF3 Girl Friend Experience w/all three holes
Glove Condom
GND Girl Next Door
Golden Shower Urinating on your partner, urine play.
GS Golden Shower (urination play)
GSM G-Spot Massage
GV Geschlechtsverkehr = Intercourse (in German)

H-

Half and Half Oral sex followed by intercourse.
Happy ending A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage
Hardwood Floors Clean shaven pussy.
Hat Condom
HC Health Center
HC High Class
HDH high dollar hottie
HE Happy Ending
Herb Friendly Is open to marijuana use.
HH half hour
HHHJ Half Hearted Hand Job.
Hidden Charges A provider takes the advertised fee upfront, but midway through the session she asks for more money for more services. (e.g. She might undress and give a massage for the advertised $$, but then ask for an additional $ for French, or $$ for FS, etc.)
Hindu Massage (Argentina) The woman contracts her vaginal muscles during sex to squeeze you to completion.
HJ Hand Job
HWP Height and Weight Proportionate

I-

IMHO In My Humble/Honest Opinion
Independent, Indie An escort who works on her own, without an agency affiliation. The escort manages her own calls, bookings, advertising and finances.
IPO Initial public offering: used to denote the public introduction of a new provider, usually via a review.
ISO In Search Of
Italian Penis rubbing between butt cheeks.

J-

Jack Shack Refers to an establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modeling) that is not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and hand job, but more services might be available.
Jimmy Hat A condom

K-

Kitty  vagina

L-

Lapdog Person who worships providers to excess
L/A/S Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unnattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex.
Landing Strip Description of pubic hair
LFK Light Face Kissing
Little Blue Helper Viagra
Little Blue Pill Viagra
LK Light Kissing (closed mouth)
LMP Licensed Massage Practitioner
LOL Laugh Out Loud
LTR Long Term Relationship Madame Proprietress of an agency

M-

Mall, Escort Mall A website that advertises many different providers. The providers may be independent or agency, and may or may not be associated with each other, or with the mall.
Man in a boat little man in a boat Clitoris
Massage Parlor A residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront usually where sex acts can be purchased
MBR Multiple Bell Ringing (MSOG)
Mediterranean Anal sex e.g. “She took me on a trip to the Mediterranean.”
Merkin Pubic hair wig
MFF Male-female-female, as in a threesome with one guy and two girls
MFM Male-female-male, as in a threesome with two guys and one girl
MG Massage Girl
MIB Man in blue, law enforcement officer.
Mileage A subjective term that describes value for money and/or how accommodating she is. Good mileage usually means she either charges less than average, provides better L/A/S than average, or both.
MILF Mother I’d Like to Fuck.
Mish Missionary position, Man on top during intercourse
Missionary Man on top, girl on back
MJ Massage Job
ML Make Love
ML Massage Lady
MM Man made breasts
Mohawk A thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
Monger Short for W h o r e monger. One who frequents prostitutes.
MP Massage Parlor
MP Multiple Pops (multiple releases)
MPA Massage Parlor Attendant
MSOG Multiple Shots on Goal (multiple releases)
Multiple Pops She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)

N-

NCNS No call, no show for appointment, stood up
Newbie A novice hobbyist or novice provider.
NGP Non Genuine Photos
NMG No-Money Guys. Mongers who travel on a strict budget.
Nooner A lunch-time or afternoon session, popular with married hobbyists.
No-Show Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment, does not contact in advance to cancel or warn.
No-Touch No touching allowed. (e.g. No-touch Jack shack, no-touch strip club)
NQBC Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion.
NQBS Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.
NQNS Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.
NSA No Strings Attached.
NURU Nude body rub / slide with oils

O-

Os Orgasm, orgasms
Off-the-clock Activities that occur with a provider that she chooses not to charge for. (e.g. “We had lunch off-the-clock”)
Outcall The girl provider comes to you
OutOuted Private, personal information on a hobbyist or provider is made public. e.g. Someone’s real name and address are posted to a public forum.
OV Oralverkehr = Oral Sex (in German)
OVN Overnight
OWO Oral With Out a condom
OWOTC Oral Without Condom To Completion

P-

Party Hat Condom
Pearl Necklace Man ejaculates on woman’s neck and/or chest
PFF Pussy For Free
PM Private Message sent via the Forum’s Private Message service.
PO Phone Operator
POF Plenty of Fish
Pooner A hobbyist who is immersed in the hobby culture. e.g. He may be very involved with the review boards and/or private exchange of information on providers and the hobby.
Pops, multiple She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)
POS Pussy on the Side
Papers STD tests, example, “I’m clean, I’ll show you my papers, let’s not use condoms”
Preferred 411 A third party date check service where both providers and clients can be screened by the service. Then provide their “handle” to potential clients and providers so they can view likes/dislikes of one another to ensure compatibility and screening him
Price per act More common with streetwalkers and call agencies, girl charges a price per act, a BJ is one price, full service is another price, kissing is a different price, and so on
PSE Porn Star Experience
Punter British slang for a man who engages in sex with prostitutes.
PV Private Viewing (Dance)
PW Pussy Whipped (A guy controlled by a girl because she gives him sex)

R-

R & T Rub and Tug (a massage followed by a hand job)
RA Relaxation Assistant
Raincoat Condom
RAW Sex without condom
RB myredbook.com (a former review site based in the San Francisco Bay Area, now shut down)
RCA Reverse Cowgirl Anal
REQ Request – Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains a request for information.
REV Review – Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains a review of a provider.
Reverse Cowgirl Girl on top facing away.
Reverse Half and Half Intercourse followed by oral sex to completion.
Reverse Massage You massage her.
Review A critical evaluation of a provider. May include information on her looks, attitude and service
Review Boards An online database where clients and providers openly chat about prostitution, advertise services, and read specific details about how a date with an escort might go
Reverse Oral The client performs oral sex on the provider.
Rimming Analingus
RLD Red Light District
RMP Russian Massage Parlor
ROB Rip Off B i t c h
ROFLMAO Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off!
Roman An orgy situation
Roman Shower Vomit play
Roses As in hundred dollar bills, how many roses equals how many hundreds of dollars, for example 400 roses = $400. See info below.
RPG Role playing games
RSK2 A third party date check service where men can pay for membership, be screened by the service, then give his “handle” to potential providers so she can screen him through the service
RTF Return To Fuck
RTFF Read the Fucking Forum
Russian Penis rubbing between breasts/titty fuck
Russian In Australia Short sex session, aka a “Quickie”

S-

Safe Sexual activity in which various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid disease (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. e.g. All activities were safe
San Juan Capistrano BBBJTC and she swallows.
Sandbag, Sandbagger A subjective term for a review (or reviewer) that misleads the reader by giving unwarranted praise to a provider.
Sans Without. e.g. She provided french sans beret = BBBJ
SC Strip Club
Scat Defecation on your partner or feces play.
Screening A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client
Seeking Arrangements A classifieds style website that men and women can meet one another for a no-strings-attached type of relationship, usually for money
Self-post A provider or agency poses as a hobbyist, and posts a highly positive review of herself or agency to increase business.
Self-Service You masturbate e.g. “It was a self-service jack shack” = no contact with the dancer, but the man can masturbate.
Sensual Massage Not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.
Session Paid time spent with a provider.
Sex Worker Catch all phrase sometimes used to describe prostitutes. May also be used in the context of strippers, peep show workers, topless waitresses
SFH Sex for hire
SG Street Girls
Shemale Transexual particularly one who is living as a woman, but hasn’t had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect
Shill An insider posing as a satisfied customer
Shill A hobbyist who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an agency or provider
Shots on goal Shot On Goal (one release/orgasm)
Sixty Nine69 Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaneously
Slam, Slammed An unwarranted harsh review or abusive criticism of a provider
Slixa An online database where escorts pay to post their ads, generally separated by region, and clients can “shop” for an escort
SO Significant Other
SOF Shit on Floor
SOG Shot On Goal (one release/orgasm)
SOMF Sat on my face
SOP Standard Operating Procedure
Soixante neuf 69: Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaneously
SOMF Sat On My Face SOP Standard Operating Procedure
South of the Border Genital Region
Southern France BBBJ
SP Service Provider
SPA streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA
Spanish ATM Ass to Mouth
Spanish In Australia Penis between breasts
Spinner Very petite, thin girl
Sponge An absorbent item inserted into the vagina during a menstrual cycle
Squirting, Squirter Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates
SRS Sexual reassignment surgery
ST Short Time
STD Sexually Transmitted Disease
Sting A female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes.
STR Short Term Relationship
Street action Prostitution that is solicited on public streets. Prostitutes (usually on foot) are picked up by Johns in motor vehicles. Sexual acts may occur in the vehicle, or at another agreed upon location
Stripper Slide A provider slides her vagina back and forth across a males genitalia uncovered
Stroll Path frequented by street walkers
Sugardaddy.com A classifieds-style website that men (sugar daddies) and women (sugar babbies) can meet one another for a no-strings-attached type of relationship, usually for money
Summer Teeth Her teeth, some are there, some are not
Sunshine, Sunny Without a condom (i.e. No raincoat)
SW Street Walker
SW Sex Worker
SWOP Sex Workers Outreach Program, a non-profit company that provides services to prostitutes seeking help
Sybian A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle
SYT Sweet Young Thing

T-

Take care of business Payment is made to provider. e.g. “She wanted to take care of business first”
Teabag Man squats and dips balls in partner’s mouth
TER The Erotic Review, a review board for clients and providers to screen and connect with one another
TG Transgender
TGTBT Too Good To Be True
Throne Job Self-service hand job. Refers to an establishment that doesn’t offer FS. The premises will only have a large chair or “throne” for you to sit on and masturbate while the woman dances for you.
Tipping required Hidden charges, provider demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services.
TLD topless lap dance
TLN Toda La Noche (“All the Night” in Spanish)
TOFTT Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
Took one for the team A hobbyist reviews a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the community (the team) from making the same mistake.
TOS Take Out Service
Tossing Salad analingus
Translation, translator Condom i.e. “She spoke fluent french without a translator” = BBBJ
Tri-F A devotee to the “Find them, Fuck them, Forget them” strategy
Trick A sex act for money.
Trick A man who patronizes prostitutes.
Troll Rude and hideous person
Trolling Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum.
Trolling The act of driving around looking for a prostitute.
TS Table Shower
TS Transexual
TTA Tight Tan Ass
Tuft Description of pubic hair.
TUMA Tongue Up My Ass
Turn tricks Prostitution
TV Transvestite
TVSW Transvestite Street Walker
Two Call System For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.

U-

Umbrella Condom
Uncovered Without a condom
Upsell The price changes once she gets in the room
UTR Under The Radar, a provider who doesn’t mass-market advertise

V-

Vet (someone) Screen them to make sure they’re legit and safe to see
VFM Value For Money

W-

WAH Wild Ass Humping
Water Sports Urination play.
Weeklies Alternative weekly newspapers. These often contain various adult service listings, including massage and escort advertisements. e.g. The Village Voice, San Francisco Bay Guardian, The Stranger. OR A hotel that is rented by the week
WF Wild Fuck
WG Working girl. A prostitute.
WK White Knight A poster who defends or “comes to the rescue” of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
With With condom (e.g. French with = CBJ)
Without Without condom. (e.g. French without = BBBJ)
WIR Would I Repeat, Would I Return, Would I Recommend
WL Working Lady
WOA Word of Advice
Working girl A prostitute.
WSW White Street Walker
WTF What the Fuck? (I’m rather surprised by this)

X-

X Kiss
Hug
XOXO Kisses & Hugs

Y-

YMMV Your Mileage May Vary, reviews aren’t always consistent, usually depends on how well you “click”

1/2 and 1/2 Half and half, oral sex + full service
411 information, details
420 4:20 friendly open to marijuana use
69 oral sex at the same time, usually facing opposite directions

Old School Terms you MAY still see:

$  $100
$$  $200
$$$  $300
$$$$  $400
$$$$$  $500
400 Roses $400

Whew...we made it through all that. A thorough and pretty much universal guide for all of us.

I started researching terms some time ago when someone asked me if ATM was okay during a session.

Uh. No. It is not. Thank you, Google! I had originally thought it had meant At The Moment.

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Tis’ the season for toys!

We made it! Almost ...

2020 is coming to a close, finally. Yes, our seemingly 2.5 years of 2020 is ending.

But, that also means we have a winter to contend with. A dark, foggy, snowy winter. Most likely with no big gatherings or concerts to attend. Sure, we can watch sports on tv or our phones. We can see some of our favorite bands perform via different screens (gotta love Zoom).

Yes, a majority of us will be home entertaining ourselves. So, how can we have some fun? You can finish Netflix and Pornhub, and then what?

Well if you are like me, you can start looking at adult toys. Lingerie. BDSM gear. Read reviews, shop around. But even that gets old. So, I created my own little online adult toy site.

Sensualassets.com

Curated Sensual Adult Products

It is a work in progress. I have heard of Shopify more and more lately, and thought now would be a good time to try it out. It is an e-commerce platform for online stores. Since it is my first time creating with it, I do find it a bit clunky.

I am planning on filling out my naughty closet. Yes. I have a "naughty closet" with all my toys in their own special places. I plan on writing some reviews of the items I have and plan on getting some new toys to add to my naughty closet, and write some reviews.

Check out my site and send me an email on what you would like me to review.

Also, I am always looking for constructive feedback, so if you have some ideas or some experience using Shopify (or similar) I would love to hear from you!

And, if you find something you like, feel free to use this special discount I created just for *you*.

sensualassets.com

Use 2020blog at checkout!

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Summer and everything after

Can you believe that summer is almost over? The fireweed is bloomed to the top, or gone on some. It is time to unwind and relax a bit, before the snow flies.

Previous friends are welcome to contact me to set up a get-together. I will be offering discreet incall availability, as well as outcall sessions in the greater Anchorage bowl.

Travel plans are pending. I am planning on visiting Fairbanks at the end of September for a few days. Contacting me and prebooking is always appreciated.

Other visits on the horizon:

Kenai in October - possibly

Juneau in November - possibly

Seattle in December - possibly

As you can see, there are many possibilities. Contact me if you don't see your locale and would like me to visit.

Also, there is a new link to a store I created with some curated sensual items. I have some of those items, and others are just ones that looked a bit...tempting.

Feel free to shop! Use code endofsummer2020 to save 20% off your total order, now thru mid-October.

Until next time...

XXOO

Chantelle Miranda

 

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Its a whole new world…

From this point on, there will be "before Covid-19 and after Covid-19".

If you haven't noticed, I have suspended my 907-250-4100 number until further notice. It is just easier to have a google number that goes to one phone.

Please feel free to contact me at 424-273-5115 or chantellemiranda@protonmail.com.

At this time I am carefully booking longer appointments, and being very selective in order to keep myself (and others) safe and healthy.

I have updated my screening form to include a few questions about travel.
I have kept myself at home, with walks in nature and minimal shopping excursions.

Starting on May 10th, I will be available for appointments.
Longer sessions (minimum 2 hours) are given priority and am only seeing 1 (one) friend per week in Anchorage.

I do have trips in mind for Fairbanks & Juneau. Dates TBD. During those trips, I will only be seeing two prebooked friends.

I will be offering prepaid rewards, with any session prepaid, expect a pleasant surprise (depending on what is prepaid, contact me for info on this). 

Recently I had the pleasure to be treated to a spectacular visit to a sunny and hot vacation with an amazing gentleman. I wanted to share the golden hues I have acquired.

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Happy April

March is finally over!

Was that the longest March on record? It sure felt like it to me.

I have been hunkering down for some time now and look forward to the day when we can roam aimlessly and enjoy time with our friends and family.

I hope that everyone is doing well and taking care of themselves. I know I have been pursuing different hobbies and reading some wonderful books. Getting outdoors and taking in some fresh air is always a favorite part of my day.

I have let my work number expire until this hunker down is over, so you can reach me via my email at chantellemiranda@protonmail.com or on my ‪(424) 273-5115‬ number that I irregularly check for messages and texts.

At this time I am available for text packages, and prepaid packages with some perks. I also have some cam and porn links on my Sessions page, please check them out if that may better suit your wants!

I understand this is affecting everyone in different ways and hope that you are doing what is best for you.

Once this travel ban has been listed I will be visiting Fairbanks first, then Juneau. Then I have a trip to the States planned. I will be sending out an updated newsletter with my travel plans when the time comes. You can sign up thru the link at the bottom of the page if you are so inclined.

Fingers crossed that this pandemic is over sooner rather than later!

 

XXOO

Chantelle

 

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Let’s have some fun while we are hunkered down

I am not counting days anymore. I have been trying to stay productive and upbeat. One of my favorite sayings has always been "time is a construct," and that seems more relevant now than ever before.

While we are not able to get together in person, I am happy to offer some fun times to fill the void. Whether that is a sexy text liason or a short video, or maybe a live body to body tryst (ala computer or phone) I am here for you!

 

I’m offering quarantine-friendly texting packages for a bit of fun in these troubled times.

$300 for 1 week of free-flow, unlimited chat.

I also have other options, because options are awesome.

$10 30 minutes sext only
$50 10 minutes private one on one sensual show (webcam, FB messenger, Skype)
$100 20 minutes private one on one show
$150 private one on one fetish show - includes a 10-minute text window to discuss fetish and set up before the show

Message 4x a day for 7 days for $25
Daily nudes add on $20 per week
Specialty nudes $10-$20 per nude

Must be over 18
Must deposit funds before we begin

$paypal.me/alaskalove907 or
Cashapp $chantellemiranda

I hope that you are safe and have what you need with you while we all go through this difficult time. I am looking forward to connecting with you once this is over.

Feel free to visit a camming site I may or may not be available on.

 





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Sex in the time of COVID-19

So here we are, stuck at home for the most part and plenty of time to find new hobbies. Or work on the things we meant to. Or finish reading that book or learning that new editor program, or maybe we are geared up to go on some solo day hikes. Whatever your pleasure, sex is probably on your mind.

But how do we actually have some fun and take our minds off of the madness that makes half of our society okay with the hoarding of toilet paper?

Porn. You know it, you love it. You can get it and there is plenty of it ready and waiting. Unlike that toilet paper and sanitizer.

Free porn videos

Things have changed, for the time being.

There is no chance of drinks and dinner after work or heading to the movies on a Friday night. Even bowling and beer with the boys.

My go-to's are closed. I love libraries and museums. Luckily, we can visit them via our smart tv's or computers now, but that doesn't have the same appeal.

All on hold.

But that doesn't mean you can't have some fun.

Keep your mind sharp, by watching Porn!

Even if you’re not masturbating, simply watching porn or reading erotica helps alleviate stress.

In possibly the best study in existence from Carnegie Mellon, researchers forced men to look at semi-erotic photos (think Victoria’s Secret catalogs) and then take a math test.

Results showed that the men who looked at erotic photos actually did a lot better on the test than men who had, I guess, flipped through "Better Homes and Gardens."

So, now what?

Well, I am the first to admit that I am a bit of an introvert and great at keeping myself entertained. I have known to get quite creative.

I’m offering quarantine-friendly texting packages for a bit of fun in these troubled times. $300 for 1 week of free-flow, unlimited chat. Get to know me, in compliance with CDC regulations.

I also have other options, because options are awesome.

$10 30 minutes text only
$50 10 minute private one on one sensual show (webcam, FB messenger, Skype)
$100 20 minute private one on one show
$150 private one on one fetish show - includes a 10-minute text window to discuss fetish and setup before the show

Message 4x a day for 7 days for $25
Daily nudes add on $20 per week
Specialty nudes $10-$20 per nude

Must be over 18
Must deposit funds before we begin

$paypal.me/alaskalove907 or
Cashapp $chantellemiranda

DM to get started.

I am planning on brushing up on some skills, and learning a few new ones. I'm interested in becoming a whiz at Google Ads and the many educational and intriguing Skillshop offerings, Youtube creator content how-to's, and researching the many hikes and amazing sites around the world I look forward to visiting someday.

Stay safe my friends.

I cannot wait to celebrate and see you all face to face when this is over.

XXOO Chantelle Miranda

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Updates

I hope everyone is taking good care!

I am catching up with reading a few great books.

If you are down to 100% pre-pay for a future date (scheduling TBD on the Covid19 situation de-escalating) I am offering the following: •2hrs, receive a dinner date •4hrs, receive an extra 2hrs •8hrs or a full day, receive an overnight.

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March, if winter had a spring

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Happy almost Spring!

I have returned from my Northwest travels. I had such a wonderful time exploring Portland and Seattle.

I am currently available in Anchorage and hosting March 7-9 (Sat-Mon). Otherwise, I am available for outcalls, and might host another day or so before the end of the month.

I am visiting Fairbanks March 12-14 and Juneau March 26-28. I have those dates planned for after my raffle drawing.

Raffle drawing, you say?

Yes. My beloved car is on its last legs. I am practically driving my adored trusty tank until the wheels fall off. Maybe even literally, by the way it has been sounding. So, that brings me to a fun way to conjure up some funds. Can't spell funds without FUN, right? Corny I know.

So, I am wanting to buy a reliable vehicle.

RAFFLE TIME!

•Donate $50, and be entered to win 30 minutes with me.

•Donate $100, and be entered to win a 2 hours date with me

•Donate $300 and be entered to win a 4 hours date with me.

Winners will be selected on March 10th at 6pm.

Paypal.me/alaskalove907

Or $chantellemiranda on cashapp

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Visiting Seattle

Hello Seattle!

I am so excited about my first sensual visit to one of my favorite cities. This will be a "tester" and I will be available for outcall only.

Depending on interest, I will be returning and offering incall as well as outcall.

I am visiting for a short time (Feb. 22-24) so pre-booking is recommended.

Chantelle Miranda