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Upcoming availability!

Hosting in Anchorage August 1st-3rd.
>> Setting an appointment is strongly suggested. RSVP <<
I am authentic, personable, and do not do drugs nor entertain drama.
I am the ultimate in relaxation, witty conversations, and an independent free thinker.
Screening is a MUST. Contact me today for the ultimate big booty GFE session.
*Fetish Friendly*
Visit my website for info on any questions before contacting me the first time.
chantellemiranda.com
907 250 4100
XXOO
Chantelle Miranda

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Summer 2019

We are breaking records here in Alaska this summer, and I have to say, I do love the sunshine and the heat. As long as I remain hydrated and make sure to have some downtime in the shade, that is.

That being said, the heat sure makes people act...differently. Tempers flare quickly. Patience is near null. And health issues seem to only exacerbate.

So I sit here on another gorgeous morning, the temp climbing a blissful 70 degrees and going up still, and I just want to share some simple etiquette of how to contact me. I am sure this applies to others in my profession as well, but I can only speak to what I appreciate.

Just the fact that you are reading this means you are most likely not guilty of the following. And I see you and I wholeheartedly appreciate you!

Without further ado, please take note.

  1. One word texts such as "Hey" or "Chantelle?" or "Available?" will not get you much more than a canned response directing you to my website.
  2. That being said, extra lame points for contacting me in the wee hours. Was it Steinfeld that noted, "nothing good happens after 1 am"? I generally live by this rule and sleep like a normal person. Because, alas, I am a normal person.
  3. When I do request to screen you, a dick pic is not a tool that I use. Neither is a picture of money, or a pic of a woman tied up and looking afraid. Those will generally get you blocked.
  4. Why am I so adamant about screening? Oh, I don't know, maybe because we live in a dangerous State for women? It really is a needed part of what is required. I try to refer you to my BOOK ME NOW link so we don't have to play 20 questions via text.
  5. I will never send face pics. Nope. I do appreciate yours when you are so kind as to send them though.

Recently a gentleman emailed me, rather than filling out the form. It was a wonderful email, will the screening info and pertinent information all rolled into a sophisticated and witty introduction. Ever so appreciated...

I am sure I have left out some things, but you get the gest of it.

Lets enjoy this hot summer and have some fun!

XXOO

Chantelle Miranda

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Sue Johanson

Has anyone else heard of this amazing lady? Recently a friend played some clips of this little ole lady talking the ins and outs of oral sex and I was...mesmerized to say the least.

“Talk Sex” with Sue was a call-in program that aired on some late night local-access channels in the US in the 90s and later on the Oxygen channel in the early 2000s. She definitely informed our impressionable brains about everything they would never dare to cover in sex ed class in school here in the states!

So, I looked up this spectacular woman and found some very interesting and enlightening quotes.

 

Sex is... perfectly natural. It's something that's pleasurable. It's enjoyable and it enhances a relationship. So why don't we learn as much as we can about it and become comfortable with ourselves as sexual human beings because we are all sexual?

As long as I'm having fun, I'm not quitting.

It's sad that the most glorious of sexual experiences can make us feel guilty, ashamed, embarrassed, and abnormal.

Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/sue_johanson

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Visiting Juneau!

Downtown Juneau

Hello Juneau!

I am delighted to be visiting the State Capital on April 29th-30th.

Make sure to prebook with me, as I am only visiting for a short time.

I look forward to seeing you...

Chantelle Miranda

907-250-4100

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Hello Fairbanks!

Hello!

Chena Hot Springs

I am visiting Fairbanks for a short time, and I look forward to seeing new and old friends.

It was a beautiful drive and I took some time to visit the Hot Springs. I plan on returning sometime this summer, mid-July maybe, for a week.

xxoo

Chantelle Miranda

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What is this screening, and why?

Screening.

For many wonderful gentlemen, this is a no brainer.

But for others, it is a no.

This can be frustrating. Worse yet it to go through the screening process with someone who doesn’t even want to give their real name or any credible info to verify they aren’t dangerous.


Simply, No Screening = No Meeting


I see it that if an escort isn’t screening, there is a high chance that they’re a cop trying to pull in as many arrests as possible. Professionals screen to maintain safety. Discretion is of the utmost importance for all parties involved.

“Well, you could be a cop, asking me for my information!”

An undercover escort doesn’t have to screen clients because they’re just going to get the client’s info once they arrest them.

Even if they aren’t a cop, meeting an escort that doesn’t screen is risky and there is a high likelihood they may have a pimp who gives no shit about screening or safety. Or it’s just a matter of time until they are busted and the police have their phone (with your number in it most likely!).

I have always screened to avoid dangerous circumstances and people. Please understand that many sex workers are prime targets for predators due to both the stigma associated with sex work AND the illegal nature of it.

So, when a client refuses to screen, it translates to: “My privacy is more important than your safety.”

Imagine being a woman going to meet a man she’s never met before, alone, in a discreet location. He won’t tell her anything about him to even make her feel remotely comfortable with meeting. Because she is an escort. Does my work invalidate my ability to be put at ease and safe?

I choose to not see clients that are not willing to be screened.

Clients. Be aware that you have all this info about us readily available to you.

You have reviews to give an idea of my encounters and even services.

You have photos from ads.

You have directories & forums catering to your wants with more details & photos of us plastered all over them.

Please respect my screening practices because they are important. I screen for my safety and yours!

Rest assured after I have figured out you are not a predator, your info will be deleted.

Thank you,
Chantelle Miranda