What does THAT mean? ACRONYMS, GLOSSARY, LINGO, CODES, TERMINOLOGY
The most common terms: The Girlfriend Experience – GFE: It’s SEX! It’s… sex. It’s everything you’d do with your partner, your girlfriend, your boyfriend, whatever. It’s the basics; it’s hugging, kissing, licking, blow jobs, hand jobs, oral, penetration. The Porn Star Experience – PSE: Same as the Girlfriend Experience, only louder and more expensive. We…
Tis’ the season for toys!
We made it! Almost … 2020 is coming to a close, finally. Yes, our seemingly 2.5 years of 2020 is ending. But, that also means we have a winter to contend with. A dark, foggy, snowy winter. Most likely with no big gatherings or concerts to attend. Sure, we can watch sports on tv or…
Summer and everything after
Can you believe that summer is almost over? The fireweed is bloomed to the top, or gone on some. It is time to unwind and relax a bit, before the snow flies. Previous friends are welcome to contact me to set up a get-together. I will be offering discreet incall availability, as well as outcall…
Its a whole new world…
From this point on, there will be “before Covid-19 and after Covid-19”. If you haven’t noticed, I have suspended my 907-250-4100 number until further notice. It is just easier to have a google number that goes to one phone. Please feel free to contact me at 424-273-5115 or chantellemiranda@protonmail.com. At this time I am carefully…
Happy April
March is finally over! Was that the longest March on record? It sure felt like it to me. I have been hunkering down for some time now and look forward to the day when we can roam aimlessly and enjoy time with our friends and family. I hope that everyone is doing well and taking…
Let’s have some fun while we are hunkered down
I am not counting days anymore. I have been trying to stay productive and upbeat. One of my favorite sayings has always been “time is a construct,” and that seems more relevant now than ever before. While we are not able to get together in person, I am happy to offer some fun times to…
Sex in the time of COVID-19
So here we are, stuck at home for the most part and plenty of time to find new hobbies. Or work on the things we meant to. Or finish reading that book or learning that new editor program, or maybe we are geared up to go on some solo day hikes. Whatever your pleasure, sex…
Updates
I hope everyone is taking good care! I am catching up with reading a few great books. If you are down to 100% pre-pay for a future date (scheduling TBD on the Covid19 situation de-escalating) I am offering the following: •2hrs, receive a dinner date •4hrs, receive an extra 2hrs •8hrs or a full day,…
March, if winter had a spring
Happy almost Spring! I have returned from my Northwest travels. I had such a wonderful time exploring Portland and Seattle. I am currently available in Anchorage and hosting March 7-9 (Sat-Mon). Otherwise, I am available for outcalls, and might host another day or so before the end of the month. I am visiting Fairbanks March…

